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Another exciting tale from: Propapanda

Welcome back, Pandudes and Pandettes!

     Today, we're gonna put on our Panda thinking caps and learn a brand new word! Okay, are they on? (Don't mind that little tickle on the back of your head--that's just a Patriot Chip being implanted into your skull to keep you safe and sound!)
Today's word is:

REGIME

     That's right! You've probably heard our dictat-...uh, president say REGIME an awful lot lately! In fact, you'd think the word was made of candy with how much Mr. Bush says it! You all like candy, right kids? Mmmm, candy!!

     Well, if you like candy, you'll love the word REGIME! It's a magical word, just like OPEN SESAME, or ABRACADABRA. You see, Lil' Pandas...a REGIME is a bad thing. Like a bad country. Or a bad gov-ern-ment. Or anything at all!
We call the faraway country of Iraq a REGIME. That's cuz they want nothing more than to kill your puppy. That's right...they've been spending the past ten years planning to KILL. YOUR. PUPPY. That's a big PanDON'T, isn’t it?

     So kids, to stop this, all you have to do is call something a REGIME, and that gives you the right to do anything you want to it! Like bomb it! Or take the REGIME's money or oil or whatever you want! Isn't that Pandariffic?

     Here's something Mr. Bush said before this great war started:

     “ There will be a day of reckoning for the Iraqi regime, and that day is drawing in near”

     And then you know what happened?

KABLAMMO!

     Now, you try!

     “ Today, the Iraqi REGIME keyed my Mustang.”

POWIE!!

     “ Ms. Finch...um, I mean, the Substitute Regime gave us extra homework today.”

QASARRO!

     You can call anything a REGIME that you want!! (Just not the U.S. If you do that, your mouth with have to wear the Quiet Tape!)

     Have fun with your new word, Lil’ Pandas!

     And remember: SUPPORT OUR TROOPS by waving flags and sitting on your bum-bum!!!

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