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Another exciting tale from: PropaPanda

     Now, I was at the mall the other day shopping for some new Panda pants when some silly lunkhead decided to ruin everybody's fun by wearing a "Give Peace a Chance" shirt...in plain view of everyone! Now, is that a Good Panda bear or a Bad Panda bear? That's right, kids! Only Bad Pandas try to rock the boat! Heres's the article!

     Recognizing that something needed to be done, I quickly got on my Panda cell phone and called my new buddy, U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft. "Aw, shucks, PP!" said John. "Ain't no time to be frownin', not no-how! Let's show that troublemaker what it means to be a Good Panda bear!"

     So, I quickly ran over to John's giant mansion (golly, he must get a LOT of money from someplace!) and we spent the afternoon making better, cleaner T-shirts. T-shirts that make everything go nice and smooth!

P.S. Also See: REGIME